Funny Instagram Captions

Clever Captions

These captions are witty and sharp, perfect for showcasing your clever side.

• When nothing goes right, go left.
• I like hashtags because they look like waffles.
• Life isn’t perfect but your captions can be.
• I may be a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
• My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Silly Captions

Keep it light-hearted and fun with these silly captions that bring out the giggles.

• If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
• Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
• I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
• Just another paper cut survivor.
• I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Funny Captions

Combine humor with wordplay using these punny captions that are sure to make your followers groan – in a good way!

• Peas be mine.
• I’m soy into you.
• You’re one in a melon.
• Olive you so much!
• I'm nacho average person.